inloveeee.
English teachers put way more thought into books than the actual authors did.
because fruit = sex
Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. THIS MUST SYMBOLISE DEATH AND HER DESIRE TO FLY AWAY FROM HER LIFE, WHICH IS A FOREBODING FOR HER LATER LEAVING HER VILLAGE!
Author: actually lol i just like birds
So Zuckerberg only eats meat that he kills? Explains why I haven’t seen Tom from MySpace in a few years.
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